"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."
Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

underbaeksthunderthighs:

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

Robert Plant backstage at Kezar Stadium in San Francisco, 1973.

(Source: babeimgonnaleaveu)

weloveshortvideos:

So this happened on Brazilian TV.

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

(Source: gedlund)

(Source: adamchayce)

cozyqueen:

@staff remove this

(Source: vine.co)

(Source: collegehumor)

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?